Frases do IRC

[Yagami]

Tão aí umas que deviam ser elevadas a clássico

[peace^^]

Pergunto-me como pode haver futuro em Porutgal com gente como esta...

[Pedro]

E eis mais algumas em inglês:

<playamj> I need some creative ways of asking this girl I like to the prom...please post some ideas thanks!
<secks> You can try walking up to her and pushing the use key

comf0rtabiynumb: The scare tactics line is awesome
comf0rtabiynumb: I'd jump someone in an alley.
comf0rtabiynumb: Get ready to beat them with a bat, and then say, "Are you scared? You shouldnt be! Youre on scare tactics! Haha! your friend set you up!"
comf0rtabiynumb: And then, when they start laughing and their guard is down BAAM! Beat the fuck out of them and take their wallet

SherbyCool: not tuesday
exeblah: ok
exeblah: um
SherbyCool: tuesday the world ends
exeblah: wednesday?

* Hawk boots up Windows
<Beyonder> It's like a million mac users cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced...
<suds|finals> lol
<Beyonder> wait.. make that 5000 mac users, let's be realistic
<Evs> LOL
<SysError> XD

<Kahlzarg> Jesus dies i get chocolate.. jesus is born I get presents.. works for me..

Opti: i was really bored... had 2 options... 1) watch paint dry 2) come to #general
Opti: i chose the paint...
Opti: but thats dry now :/

<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
<drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
<drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
<drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
<drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
<drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial"

[[^spoon^]]

Ainda não está ca a do novo verbo? o "Não-me" ??
Falhaste,

[Pedro]

Pronto, aqui está o mais recente verbo da língua portuguesa: não.

* _canadiano_ está away - Hj nao-me apanham aki!!!!!!!!! - Desde:19:00:45 (CebScript)

[Pedro]

Eis a última discussão que tive com o Shichi no #coimbra... tudo começou comigo a citar uma frase de um livro do Stephen King ("Desperation"). Tirei os parts, joins, etc do log.

<beto1980> Alguma linda para teclar???pvt me... plz
<JediMaster> welcome to desperation, nevada
<ShichiAkaAkuma> look who's talkin', wyoming
<JediMaster> who, north carolina
<ShichiAkaAkuma> u, new hampshire
<JediMaster> me, south dakota
<JediMaster> (btw, new hampshire não é um county?)
<ShichiAkaAkuma> yep, winsconsin
<JediMaster> only states are valid, alaska
<ShichiAkaAkuma> who cares, hawaii?
<JediMaster> I care, washington
<ShichiAkaAkuma> u're an ho, colorado
<JediMaster> better a ho than a rake, kansas
<ShichiAkaAkuma> and New Hampshire IS a state, Missouri
<JediMaster> are you sure it isn't a county, alabama?
<ShichiAkaAkuma> New England is a county, not New Hampshire, Oklahoma
<JediMaster> Ok, you're right, I've just googled it, California
<ShichiAkaAkuma> I'm always right, illinois
<JediMaster> I have to disagree, Arkansas
<ShichiAkaAkuma> who cares, Kentucky?
<JediMaster> I do, Idaho
<ShichiAkaAkuma> well, fuck u, New Mexico
<JediMaster> I wish, Delaware
<ShichiAkaAkuma> oh boy...., Arizona
<JediMaster> You sure sound like the quantum leap guy, Texas
<ShichiAkaAkuma> yeah, whatever, Michigan
<JediMaster> meh, new york
<ShichiAkaAkuma> beh, maine
<JediMaster> what's a beh, tennessee?
<ShichiAkaAkuma> it's a ceh, georgia
<JediMaster> that means a deh's better, Louisiana
<ShichiAkaAkuma> doe, a dear, a female dear, Arkansas
<JediMaster> I already said Arkansas, Oregon
<ShichiAkaAkuma> who cares, Massachusetts?
<JediMaster> I do, Maryland
<ShichiAkaAkuma> but u're nothing, Long Island
<JediMaster> Long Island isn't a state, Rhode Island
<ShichiAkaAkuma> so what, Chinatown?
<JediMaster> Meh, you lost, Vermont
<ShichiAkaAkuma> Did I,.............................. Nebraska?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<JediMaster> yes, you have, Utah
<ShichiAkaAkuma> u're googling it , minnesota
<JediMaster> No, I'm not, Florida
<ShichiAkaAkuma> yes, u are, south carolina
<JediMaster> no, I'm not, North Dakota
<ShichiAkaAkuma> u r, indiana
<JediMaster> nope, Virginia
<ShichiAkaAkuma> r, Alabama
<JediMaster> I already said Alabama, West Virginia
<ShichiAkaAkuma> no , u haven't, montana
<JediMaster> <JediMaster> are you sure it isn't a county, alabama? <= see this, Pennsylvania?
<ShichiAkaAkuma> it's a fake, Iraq
<JediMaster> you lost, Connecticut
<ShichiAkaAkuma> why, Panama?
<JediMaster> Cause we've just ran out of states, Canada

[Pedro]

<linkxx> passa o camiao de preservativos a 10 pessoas e teras sorte
<linkxx> |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
<linkxx> | DURE ||| |"; ,___.
<linkxx> |_. . _ ______== |_|__|_. ,] |
<linkxx> "(@ ) (@ )"""" |(@ @
*** linkxx was kicked by Rimini (flood)
<Body> nepes
*** linkxx has joined #Coimbra
*** Rimini sets mode: +b *!*@localhost
<_ZER0_> lol
*** linkxx was kicked by Rimini (Flood!)
<JediMaster> bem, acho que ele nao teve muita sorte após passar o camião
<JediMaster> fica aqui uma importante lição para todos os que passam chain mails

Há que apreciar a ironia do evento.

[kortese]

Acabei de ver no #coimbra:

<_FlameNinu_> oix ppl de coimbra td bem vanhão ao melhor cannal de tds o ppl_tuning , mas claro the best cannal is COIMBRA please?

Frases como esta só me relembram o porquê de não ter saudades nenhumas do irc... Nem quero saber como está o estado actual das coisas, deve ser com cada calinada nesse 'português' da moda...



ufa

[gawd]

ahahah, é bom relembrar o velho bash :>

[Pedro]

Acabada de acontecer, sobre o sismo de ontem.

<Arahan> 3.9 na escala de ridget em soure

Afinal foi na escala de Ridget.

[Lino]

A do jovem para a mãe da namorada tá demais. E as outras todas...

[bluestrattos]

Acabei de ver no #coimbra:

<_FlameNinu_> oix ppl de coimbra td bem vanhão ao melhor cannal de tds o ppl_tuning , mas claro the best cannal is COIMBRA please?

Frases como esta só me relembram o porquê de não ter saudades nenhumas do irc... Nem quero saber como está o estado actual das coisas, deve ser com cada calinada nesse 'português' da moda...



ufa

se fosse só no irc... nem era muito preocupante o problema é que se tornou uma pandemia. Infelizmente não se pode usar a terapia de choque nem a lobotomia

[kortese]

Tou a falar do IRC em particular, porque agora sou apenas utilizador de fóruns e o nível é muito superior embora ainda apareçam umas 'pexoax' que são logo postas na linha!