Frases do IRC

[Pedro]

Aqui estão algumas daquelas frases do IRC, tiradas do bash.org .


<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your password, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my password?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/


<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit


<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards


<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense


<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.


<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

[Oka_Game]

Dasse, tão muito fixes...

[Pedro]

E aqui estão duas vindas do #coimbra .

<Clocks> alguem me sabe dizer se hoje vai tar mario roque na Via Latina?
<David_25> n sei
<Clocks> entao morre


<miroca> baby gostas-te?
<JediMaster> "gostaste"
<miroca> falta o refrao
<|just4u|> lol
<JediMaster> (acabaste de lhe perguntar se ela gosta de si própria)
<|just4u|> lolololololololololololol
<miroca> lool
<|just4u|> assim n vais la minorca....
<miroca> fds
<miroca> minorca e o caralho
<JediMaster> isso é mau
<JediMaster>
<|just4u|> lolol mt mau

[Pedro]

E mais algumas em inglês...

<adidasdood> anyone smallville 403 yet?
<spacerat> verbs, dude, verbs
<spacerat> that sentence clearly requires a verb


<Managore> Heh.. All I ever drink is cock and fanta.
<Managore> FUCK
<Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh??
<Managore> NO
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> SHIT
<Managore> FUCK
<Managore> FUCK


<cbatoday> my friend walked in on me having sex on his bed last night
<Nemoso> was he pissed?
<cbatoday> well yea, it was with his girlfriend :


<@Kamui> whats a flamewar without music?
<@Kamui> xD
<Br0thershin> Religion.


<@drift_nax> i had 2 options
<@drift_nax> close the porn
<@drift_nax> or pull up my pants


<PacerX> i made a kid stop crying today
<bemyfreak> awww, how sweet
<PacerX> i knocked him unconcious
<bemyfreak> WHAT

[Pedro]

E ainda mais . Preparem-se que o texto é longo... mas vale a pena ler tudo .

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.


<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?


<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID


<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker


<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.


<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country


<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally


<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard


<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
<UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke
<Jock> o...k
<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy


<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."


<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"


Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable


<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...


<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?


<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant


<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."


<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.
<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
<volsung_>
<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
<Paradox> I'm not sure.
<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.

[Pedro]

E aqui vai mais uma acabada de acontecer no nosso IRC .

<winditah_12> alguem quer teclar?
<Foer> 12?
<Foer> Só o Carlos Cruz
<winditah_12> como sabes que sao 12?

Yeah, como é que ele saberá?

[Pedro]

E novamente alguns em inglês .

<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...


<hailz_b> pepsi is gayyyyyyy
<hailz_b> gayyyyyyyy
<hailz_b> give me cock anyday
<hailz_b> i mean coke!

[metralha761]

Aqui vai o meo contributo dum um post meu de outro forum:
(...)
<Metralha761> oi dark
<DarKeR> Metralha761
...
<DarKeR> DarKeR
<DarKeR> O nick é "DarKeR"
(...)
<Metralha761> dark num ha outro nick identico Razz
<DarKeR> Mas o meu nick é DarKeR, não é dark
(...)
<Metralha761> ok dark ok
<Metralha761> *darker
<DarKeR> -> DarKeR <-
(...)
<Metralha761> porra ainda ker com as letras grande e td Razz
<Metralha761> DarKeR <--- like that?
<DarKeR> SIM
(...)

[Pedro]

Acabei de ver no #coimbra:

<_FlameNinu_> oix ppl de coimbra td bem vanhão ao melhor cannal de tds o ppl_tuning , mas claro the best cannal is COIMBRA please?

[andre_aac_12]

E novamente alguns em inglês .

<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...

Este ta brilhante

Cumps

[Pedro]

Mais algumas

<Chewbacca> Raarraraaraarrrraarargh.
<Jordanis_Jackal> What's that Chewie? Han fell into the well?

<TheMaxx> interesting cash making tactic i've discovered in Rome: Total War
<TheMaxx> once a city starts getting really, really... big.. the citizens start getting a little uppity, especially if your city lacks certain amenities befitting a city of its size
<TheMaxx> so fine
<TheMaxx> remove the garrison, crank up the taxes and let them revolt
<TheMaxx> army moves back in with little opposition (peasants vs. legions, pshaw).. then execute 70% of the population and take their gold
<TheMaxx> before you know it they'll start clamouring for democracy
<Deltan> If there were a dictator of the year award, you'd be a shoe in.
<Deltan> That Saddam fellow has nothing on you.

<Dr.Jew> So im training to become technician/consumer sales representative and the instructor tells us we get to listen to a few of the most outrageous calls theyve recorded. He plays the first one and, I couldnt make this up, a guy calls in and is telling the rep that his mouse is all the way on the left edge of the mousepad but he needs the pointer to go to the left some more. After about 15 minutes of nerdy laughter, he asks this kid what he would say in a situation like that and the kid says "Sir, based on my interpretation of the information you gave me, I suggest purchasing one of our larger mousepads."

Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me
Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious
Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here
Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me"
Gear Grinder X: well.... he didn't

<zamros> haha yeah being a plumber would be fucking awesome actually
<zamros> like if i had my own fuckin' company
<zamros> with a van and shit
<zamros> like i'd go in to a plumbing business with a friend
<zamros> cuz like when you got two motherfuckers putting the time and money in
<zamros> you can buy a van
<zamros> you can buy fuckin tools
<zamros> you can buy advertising and shit
<zamros> haha i'd have the funniest fucking public access commercials for my plumbing business
<zamros> like some dude would be taking a shit
<zamros> and he'd jiggle the handle
<zamros> and he'd be like ".....FUCK!"
<zamros> then he falls over on the toilet and grabs the phone
<zamros> and calls me
<zamros> and he's like "HELLPP!!!"
<zamros> then i bust through the fucking wall
<zamros> and fucking beat the shit out of a big monster in the toilet1
<zamros> with a plunger
<zamros> and the dude is laying in his own shit on the floor
<zamros> with the phone in his hand
<zamros> and after i won the fight he'd be like "THANK YOU ZAMROS INC"
<zamros> and he'd hug me and i'd get shit all over me
<zamros> and i'd be like "ALL IN A DAY'S WORK"
<zamros> and then bust through the other wall

<Node> i think the person who came up with the a b c d f grading scale failed english

<Hylke> hmm, the movie Titanic isn't really realistic
<Palantyre> No shit?
<Hylke> they walk through cold water all the time, and the girl gets no stiff nipples

<Davus> Earth - The only place people that don't use condoms use computer anti-virus software.
<Davus> Ah, the priorities.

Safia: your just sittin there watching me?
Sean: No I have creepy music playing too

[Pedro]

E eis outra que acabou de acontecer.

<peace^^> oh rapaz...sabes lá tu o q é o 'paraiso'...
<JediMaster> yep
<JediMaster> a terra dos dvd gratis
<JediMaster> das miudas giras e solteiras
* peace^^ suspira d saudade...
<miguelito20> dvd gratis?????
<JediMaster> um gajo fala em miudas giras e solteiras e o pessoal só pensa em dvd gratis... dp eu é que sou o geek
<miguelito20> loool
<JediMaster> damn, esta vai para a secção de frases do irc do fórum
<JediMaster>
<miguelito20> tou a ver k sim

[Pedro]

E mais algumas do bash.org

<PeppyTheHamster> me and my friends went to a local gas station on lunch at school to buy some snacks and shit.
<PeppyTheHamster> we got inside, and the guy behind the counter was like
<PeppyTheHamster> "Why arent you in school?"
<PeppyTheHamster> We told him we were on lunch and he was like "Good. stay in school, its good for you."
<PeppyTheHamster> I turned to him and said "Yeah! So we can work in a gas station!"
<PeppyTheHamster> He looked at me like I was the anti-christ. As we were leaving he went on the intercom and spoke into his microphone "Please ignore the homosexuals leaving the store."

<Hibashira> Tommah
<FraudulentTommah> what
<Hibashira> let's make a baby
<FraudulentTommah> out of what

Kalaevandros X: Hahah. I have to write a play based on the afterlife.
Kalaevandros X: Drama class. It's so frustrating.
Direbaen: That's frustrating?
Direbaen: WAIT 'TIL YOU HAVE BILLS AND DEPENDANTS YOU ASSHOLE

<FuzLogic> I never did figure out how to open the damn doors on the landing boats.
<mirth> "how i survived normandy" by FuzLogic

*** _Melody_ has been kicked off channel #unix by Snooze (it's your wedding night, get off irc)
*** _Melody_ (melody@ignite.blackened.net) has joined channel #unix
<_Melody_> oh
<_Melody_> we already had the sex

[andre_aac_12]

*** _Melody_ has been kicked off channel #unix by Snooze (it's your wedding night, get off irc)
*** _Melody_ (melody@ignite.blackened.net) has joined channel #unix
<_Melody_> oh
<_Melody_> we already had the sex

Porra a com cada pessoa

irc-dependente no seu esplendor


Cumps

[andy]

A pedidos de muitos (sabes bem quem és), venho também dar uma palavrinha no teu famoso forum.

Agora vejo o pouco que se perde em não ir ao mirc... enjoy!


<[-edi-]> olha la, sabes a que horas é que feixa o mirc?
<||pAx3_k0||> k burro...!!!! o mirc n feixa!!!!
<[-edi-]> ai não? ok, num sabia!
---------------------------------

<wunji> tou a verhitponismo
<PureHatred> hipPONISMO!
<PureHatred> *hiTPONISMO!
<iCe_cUbE> hipmonitso
<iCe_cUbE> fdx
<iCe_cUbE> hipnotiso
<wunji> hpitnotismo
<HeAd_cHaRgE> HIPNOTISMO ANIMAIS!
------------------------------------

<charun> !addquote <Yu-Qiang> charun...fdp´s...ja me foram ao cu
<Yu-Qiang> ma onda
<Yu-Qiang> tira isso
<Yu-Qiang> ou pelo -
<Yu-Qiang> mete k foi no carro
------------------------------------

<orcad> sabes? eu ja tinha 'net' antes dela pararecer... capici?
<RazoR> tinhas modem de marcaçao com disco?
<orcad> nao... tina um copo e um fio feito de tripa de porco... capici?
<RazoR> e vives bem sem tripa?
-----------------------------------

<ignatz> FODA-SE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ignatz> na se fala mais de bola
<ignatz> se nao acaba tudo à chapada
<tuLL> bola = merda
<atrasado_mental> tu és paneleiro tull
<atrasado_mental> é natural que nao gostes de bola
<tuLL> eu n sou paneleiro
<tuLL> sou sensivel
------------------------------------

<``ReSeT[KG]> aki alguém tem teclado?
<afx> nao, eu tenho o abecedariu num txt e fazo copy e paste
------------------------------------

‹tosta-mysta› como se diz jante em ingles?
‹PrOdG› have dinner
------------------------------------------

<D-Devil> axo k ate nasceu d cesariana
<D-Devil> nem cona da mae keria saber dele
-------------------------------------------

<_Poborsky> keres ir ver a segunda parte do jogo?
<Joca64> nepes caga nisso
<_Poborsky> tava com pica
<_Poborsky> tou a levar no cu
<_Poborsky> tao a levar no cu
<_Poborsky> lol
<Joca64> LOLOL
------------------------------------------

*** sIck_kId_ is now known as Anal-Bleeding
<[Impuro]> va-se la saber pq...
<Anal-Bleeding> .|.
<[Impuro]> pois, era o k eu pensava
------------------------------------------
<pheisar> ryusei, jogas et?
<Ryuusei> na
<pheisar> jogas com q nick
<Ryuusei> maszeu disse k n jogava
<pheisar> entoa q fazes no canal do enemyterritory
<Ryuusei> tu tb tas no #chupa-mos
<Ryuusei> e n sei se tens por habito mama-los
-------------------------------------------------------
<pauinho> numca xeguei ao fim pk n cnsg matar o boss final
<ForGe> ja pensaste meter o jogo em easy?
<pauinho> dá?
<ForGe> yah
<pauinho> e é mais facil?
--------------------------------------------------
<INVERTT> a minha irma hoje fodeu-me
<A]{uma> e foi bom?
-----------------------------------------------
<MANOLOIII> oi ppl
<MANOLOIII> adsl rules
<MANOLOIII> at last
<MANOLOIII> nunca mais me cai a ligação
<MANOLOIII> yeaaaaaahhhhhh
<cereal-k> MANOLOIII
<cereal-k> demoras muito?
* MANOLOIII (WWW.TEMPLA@213.146.192.37) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
----------------------------------------------
<ArmanyGirl> como es impuro??
<[Impuro]> dois braços, duas pernas, dois olhos um nariz uma boca...
<ArmanyGirl> duhh
<ArmanyGirl> fisicamente
-------------------------------------------
<CerealKiller> um amigo meu ia sendo assaltado
<CerealKiller> por 2 gajos, um deles, um black com um corta-unhas na mao
<CerealKiller> se calhar se o rapaz n desse o telemovel
<CerealKiller> faziam-lhe um trabalho de manicure
-----------------------------------------------------
<[L]aMpIaO> n posso tenho a internet avariada so m consigo ligar ao mirc
i e pk
tenho o modem desligado s n nem isso! axo q tenho um virus na luz do modem
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
<CuBe_MaStEr> shit! passei com a pissa no teclado..
<CuBe_MaStEr> err..
<CuBe_MaStEr> LOL
<CuBe_MaStEr> *PIZZA
------------------------------------------------
|4B3R0| was kicked by Tom_Sawyer (Havia de te nascer um castanheiro no
cu e ser
outono o ano todo para cagares ouriços. ·2·)
----------------------------------------------------------------
‹hYpnoTiC› aqui ha uns tempos
‹hYpnoTiC› o meu pai ficou sem espelho
‹hYpnoTiC› o carro tava estacionado
‹hYpnoTiC› e de manha n tinha espelho
‹hYpnoTiC› sabes o keh keu fiz ?
‹unavoidable› devolveste o espelho?
--------------------------------------------------------
<jts> eu queria por essa palavra a nick
(PNEUMOULTRAMICROSCOPICOSSILICOVULCANOCONÍTICO)
<pAcO_MiNhA> soh dah 15 caracteres...
<jts> e com o winzip n da?
-------------------------------------------------------
<Devastation> mas sabes programar em q linguagens?
<sunshine|> portugues
-------------------------------------------
<toni23> alguem sabe se posso ler uma diskete num compaq? eh uma diskete
azul
----------------------------------------------------
::: Joins: _dAnNiE_ (metallica@127.177.15.12)
<_dAnNiE_> como e que eu saio daqui agora?
----------------------------------------------------------
‹Pitbacardi› eu quando estou away pago net na mesma ?
-------------------------------------------------------------
<krixtina> não vales a água que respiras!
--------------------------------------------------------------
‹Unst0p› i just understand four letter words
‹Unst0p› so plz
‹Unst0p› just use fuck
‹Unst0p› cunt
‹Unst0p› etc
‹tosta-mysta› etc tem 3 letras
---------------------------------------------------
<puppy_love> olha como eu faco a pesquisa?
<qUeEzEr> eskreves /quit search *frontpage*
* puppy_love (aopmn@127.148.172.72) Quit (Quit: serach *fron page*)
-------------------------------------------------------
<nigaah> olha k eu tenho um amigo meu k e haker, nao tem net mas consegue
entrar no teu pc pela eletricidade
----------------------------------------------------------
<SuperGoku> kero ser ircop,sabes o k tenho de fazer pa virar um?
<[RuTe18]> ópá digita ai /quit IRCop
*** Quit "SuperGOKU" (IRCop)
*** SuperGoku has joined #orgys
<SuperGoku> AGORA SOU IRCOP???
-------------------------------------------------------
<PanKBoy> como se escreve Bryan Adams
--------------------------------------------------------------------
<uZ]GohaN> pa teres @ tens de fAlar com o hoblon
<_etnie> <hoblon> po caralho filho da puta
<_etnie> já falei
-----------------------------------------------------------
<OverRuller> páh....e sabem o k separa os homens dos macacos!?!!?
<Kuala> é o estreito de gibraltar
--------------------------------------------------------------
<xixas> FDS eu ia ver a paixao de cristo na sexta e o cabrao do bubas ja
contou
que jesus morre. FDS
-----------------------------------------------------------
-- No #PTHelp --
<v|gA^reta>: alguem k perceba alguma cena de mat. k me diga como e k se
calcula
a area de um triangulo equilatero!!!! sff
------------------------------------------------------
<Pk-24> alguem conhece um site oficial da feira da ladra ?
---------------------------------------------------
<@BlooD_ReaveR> knd era puta
<@BlooD_ReaveR> ops
<@BlooD_ReaveR> knd era puto
------------------------------------------------
<GuestA35E7B> para ter um nick desses sem 'guest'... dirijo-me aonde? e
preços , sabem-me dizer?
---------------------------------
<bewitcher> e assim eu tinha um amigo ke agora é inimigo. ele tava em minha
kasa ontem e matou o meu hamster. sufucou-o. agora para me vingar kero
mandarlhe um virus. podes ajudarme??? mas um virus ke lhe lixe o pc todo!!!
-----------------------------------------------------
salsadas> alguem saber aquela musica 'tra tra la la la piruu piruuu lari
-----------------------------------------------